woooooooo
at least the bears helped him tie the record. of course madden didn't say shit about it
Congrats Brett Favre!
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by Gunslinger » Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:34 pm
Place an order for those fishbowls and get the straws ready.
After the next one I wonder if they'll stop play and show george blanda on the jumbotron thanking favre for all the moonballs.
After the next one I wonder if they'll stop play and show george blanda on the jumbotron thanking favre for all the moonballs.
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by Naked » Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:13 am
i need some kind of reputable list of worst passes in nfl history where the moonball is at the top of the list. it would really validate my existence. i try to find such a list on the internet but can't. there's a list for everything, but not this. this is bullshit. any negative list that brett favre tops is immediately shredded. the only reason they couldn't just leave brett favre's name off the all time interception list is it would be too obvious. most americans could name 250 interceptions just off the top of their heads. where's my worst passes list? i suspect it's in dick cheney's man sized safe next to the "most pain killers taken illegally in a single season" list.
other brett favre topped lists in dick cheney's safe:
--highest average blood alcohol content in the 4th quarter
--most likely to spend his time mowing a lawn in louisiana after retirement due to the lack of broadcasting charisma shown by troy "my teammates had to act like violent, whoring crackheads to cancel out how boring i was" aikman
--most likely to spend his time mowing a lawn in louisiana after retirement due to the lack of analytical skills shown by steve "derrrr, i've had 11 concussions, have you seen my baseball?" young
--most interceptions thrown while legally drunk (but to be fair, he also holds the records for most completions and touchdowns while legally drunk)
--worst dressed
other brett favre topped lists in dick cheney's safe:
--highest average blood alcohol content in the 4th quarter
--most likely to spend his time mowing a lawn in louisiana after retirement due to the lack of broadcasting charisma shown by troy "my teammates had to act like violent, whoring crackheads to cancel out how boring i was" aikman
--most likely to spend his time mowing a lawn in louisiana after retirement due to the lack of analytical skills shown by steve "derrrr, i've had 11 concussions, have you seen my baseball?" young
--most interceptions thrown while legally drunk (but to be fair, he also holds the records for most completions and touchdowns while legally drunk)
--worst dressed
I'd be a richer man today if it wasn't for physics. If I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets. And maybe do an interview with Larry King while floating.
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by Naked » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:19 pm
I saw the following story on Yahoo Sports. At least read up through the "In fairness to Favre..." part. Hilarious
Wednesday, Jul 23, 2008 9:31 am EDT
Brett Favre might want to invest in his own cell phone
By MJD
It's not as poetically idiotic as Chris Henry getting arrested while wearing his own jersey, but this one's in the same neighborhood.
Remember those tampering charges that the Packers filed against the Vikings? And remember how I thought it would be difficult for the Packers to prove that Favre had made inappropriate contact with the Vikings?
Well, that assumed that Brett Favre wasn't using a Packers-issued cell phone to make those calls to the Vikings. As it turns out, Favre may have done exactly that.
From the Minneapolis Star-Tribune:
...Bob McGinn of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel had an interesting bit of information in a piece he wrote about the quarterback today.
McGinn writes that a source said Favre had continued to use a Packers-issued cell phone and that when the team checked the phone records it found “repeated calls to coach Brad Childress and offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell.”
The possibility of Favre having used a phone issued by the Packers had been speculated on last week after the Associated Press reported that Green Bay informed the NFL it felt “an investigation of the phone records would show more than ‘normal contact’ between the Vikings and Favre, even before he formally asked for his release to play for another team.”
In fairness to Favre, it should be mentioned that any phone calls he made to the Vikings were made in a gunslinging fashion, and through the entire conversation, he looked like a kid out there, just having fun.
Say this turns out to be true, and tampering by the Vikings can be proved. And say that the Packers do what they're expected to do, and block Favre from playing for the Vikings. Favre could end up costing the Vikings draft picks and fines while never playing a down for them, while also putting the Packers in this miserable position.
Give him a couple more weeks, and he might just find a way to tear down the entire NFC North.
Wednesday, Jul 23, 2008 9:31 am EDT
Brett Favre might want to invest in his own cell phone
By MJD
It's not as poetically idiotic as Chris Henry getting arrested while wearing his own jersey, but this one's in the same neighborhood.
Remember those tampering charges that the Packers filed against the Vikings? And remember how I thought it would be difficult for the Packers to prove that Favre had made inappropriate contact with the Vikings?
Well, that assumed that Brett Favre wasn't using a Packers-issued cell phone to make those calls to the Vikings. As it turns out, Favre may have done exactly that.
From the Minneapolis Star-Tribune:
...Bob McGinn of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel had an interesting bit of information in a piece he wrote about the quarterback today.
McGinn writes that a source said Favre had continued to use a Packers-issued cell phone and that when the team checked the phone records it found “repeated calls to coach Brad Childress and offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell.”
The possibility of Favre having used a phone issued by the Packers had been speculated on last week after the Associated Press reported that Green Bay informed the NFL it felt “an investigation of the phone records would show more than ‘normal contact’ between the Vikings and Favre, even before he formally asked for his release to play for another team.”
In fairness to Favre, it should be mentioned that any phone calls he made to the Vikings were made in a gunslinging fashion, and through the entire conversation, he looked like a kid out there, just having fun.
Say this turns out to be true, and tampering by the Vikings can be proved. And say that the Packers do what they're expected to do, and block Favre from playing for the Vikings. Favre could end up costing the Vikings draft picks and fines while never playing a down for them, while also putting the Packers in this miserable position.
Give him a couple more weeks, and he might just find a way to tear down the entire NFC North.
I'd be a richer man today if it wasn't for physics. If I could levitate I would sell lots of tickets. And maybe do an interview with Larry King while floating.
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